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You've never seen anything like THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE, a wildly inventive and highly original animated feature crowded with colorful characters and fantastic imagery.

Kidnapped by mysterious, square-shouldered henchmen, a Tour de France cyclist named Champion is spirited across the ocean to the teeming metropolis of Belleville. His grandmother and faithful dog follow his trail and are taken in by a trio of eccentric jazz-era divas. The motley sleuths follow the clues to an underground betting parlor and now the chase is on!

If you do decide to watch this one, I am afraid it would only be on a "to satisfy my own curiosity" basis. Would I say the movie was bad? No. Would I say the movie was good? No. The fact is that for being such a long film The Triplets of Belleville was difficult to get through. The animation which is clearly the selling point of the movie needs to grab and hold your attention for the duration as there is no dialogue. There is hardly a word spoken after the first scene (not including song lyrics). My initial reaction as the credits began to roll was that I did not like this movie because I am not on drugs. I am guessing that the creators were hoping for a different feeling when the movie is over.

Am I glad I have finally seen The Triplets of Belleville, a movie I had been waiting to see for some time? Yes. I feel better being able to say I've seen it but I do not expect to see it a second time.

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From the guys who brought you Grosse Point Blank comes the absolutely hilarious High Fidelity. John Cusack (Being John Malkovich) stars as Rob Gordon, the owner of a semi-failing record store located on one of the back streets of Chicago. He sells music the old-fashioned way, on vinyl, with his two wacky clerks--the hysterically funny rock snob Barry (Jack Black) and the more quietly opinionated underachiever Dick (Todd Louiso). But Rob's business isn't the only thing in his life that's floundering--his needle skips the love grove when his longtime girlfriend Laura (newcomer Iben Hjejle) walks out on him. And this forces him to examine his past failed attempts at romance the only way he knows how! For a rocking fun time, give High Fidelity a spin. It's sure to make your all-time top-five list for comedies--with a bullet!

I was looking for a movie to put on and fall asleep to for a pre-going out Friday afternoon nap. I decided upon High Fidelity. The only bad thing is that I made the mistake of thinking I would opt for the nap instead of watching this movie. I'll spare you the details of how good John Cusack is and say that if you are one of the many who feel that he is so good as I am, I put High Fidelity at the top of my list of Cusack movies.

As Rob Gordon, Cusack plays a very eccentric record store owner who is having a difficult time with his girlfriend. The lessons he learns along the way in regards to the current and all past relationships are universal ones. The movie gives you the option to think deeply about certain life issues or block them out and laugh at the intelligent and witty dialogue. I happen to enjoy both parts. I am, however, a person who pretends to take some huge life altering tenet away from everything I see/read. Feel free to take a stab at what you'd think I would walk away from this movie having gained, just understand I'll neither confirm nor deny.

It is pretty neat that a movie that you talk about with your friends who appreciate suggestions is set around a record store with employees that sit around discussion small bands who are worth trying. If that made as little sense as it appears to, I am saying that the soundtrack is strong on bands you may not have heard of, but might actually enjoy. Overall this is easily a movie you can watch over and over, I recommend High Fidelity as a staple of your DVD collection.

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Making a long, boring story short, this week has been a difficult one. Things at work have simply left me mentally exhausted and sleep has been no haven for me. On top of my usual inability to fall asleep pre-11:30pm I have been coming in to work at 6-6:15 thus getting up that much earlier.

I had decided that things are weighing heavily on me now, but in a few days I'll be bouncing around again. I just need a few days of concerted effort towards clearing my mind and relaxing. That theory is now out the window.

Just when my week was near its end, the first signs on senility began to settle in and make themselves at home. My alarm sounded at 4:30 and as I stirred in bed I realized that I had a song stuck in my head. This was no ordinary song. My first thought as I rolled over was, "Luke be a Jedi tonight" (harmony and music included).

The reference there is to an episode of The Simpsons in which Mark Hamill guest stars and plays lead in a version of "Guys and Dolls".

I have not seen this episode in a great while; there is no foreseeable reason for it to echo through my mind.

Is there any hope left for me?

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes.

A group of working-class Irish youths assemble a soul band in this infectious comedy. The cast, made up mostly of non-actors, performed their own music.

The recommendations finally broke me down. Couple them with my newfound access to DVDs through the mail and consider The Commitments knocked off my list of movies to see.

The Commitments is a unique film. Based on a Roddy Doyle novel, the characters performed most of the music for the movie. The vision is to bring soul to the lower and middle classes in Dublin. A group of misfits is assembled and polished into a surprisingly talented band.

This really was a fun movie. I liked it a lot. The music was great, the story moved along well, the ending was just how I could have imagined it. Thank you for the recommendations, but don't let them go to your heads. I think you'll like it.

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After a BIG win against Kansas yesterday, this is on the homepage for CBS.Sportsline.com tonight.

Here is the LINK to the full article. Go 'Cats!

I will admit that for In Good Company my expectations were high. There has not been a movie out in a while that I have anticipated as I did this. My cards are now all on the table. You can accuse me of no bias. That said, let's begin. The movie started off as I would expect a movie which I had tauted as my favorite movie 2005 (to date) before even having seen it would.

I had my doubts about Topher Grace's ability to play a more serious role. I think it is a safe assumption that you will never catch me sneakily watching the Butterfly Effect, not all characters from "That 70's Show" can deviate from the Comedy realm. He did however do a great job.

Scarlett Johannson is not my favorite actress. She often times comes across as cold towards other characters, even in times when she is trying to warm to them. In In Good Company she took this to a new level. Her family is shown as highly functional. Despite the loving nature of their family bonds, she seems to shy away from her father (Dennis Quaid) on more than one occassion. I cannot say that this detracted from the overall feel of the movie, but it certainly did not help; it just happened to be something that I noticed.

Dennis Quaid did well. I was glad to see him get a decent role. I am not not saying anything bad about Day After Tomorrow...

There were a few times that I was afraid the movie was going to turn predictible. I thought for sure a couple of things were going to happen at certain times that would have immediately ruined my opinion of the film. My fears never became reality, however, and I was able to go on enjoying the movie.

As the movie started to wind down, a few things happened that as they occurred I noted that I disagreed with how they were done. I am not sure if I just needed to disagree with each piece in turn to realize that there was no other way to do it or maybe there was some other reason. As the movie ended I enjoyed a quick introverted moment where I smiled to myself and thought that the way the movie ended was the right way. The only way.

One thing that I almost never pay any attention to is the soundtrack as it plays over the movie. Often times I am asked to help identify a movie in one a particular song played and I am forced to apologize for being no help. Very rarely are the songs that play throughout the movie of any consequence to me. That being said, the soundtrack to In Good Company was very good. The soundtrack features bands such as Iron & Wine and The Soundtrack of Our Lives.

I did not love this movie with every inch of my soul as I had expected to do. I cannot say that I was disappointed with it though. The more I think about the movie, the more satisfied I am with it. I stand by my decision to see In Good Company and recommend it to you.

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Apparently my condo up and moved itself to the North Pole over night. Sure we're seeing the same weather as much of the midwest/northeast, but for some reason things seem different here. I can honestly say that I never expected to look out my window and see what I can only assume is a neighbor trudging through the snow in snowshoes. I live in a fairly highly populated development and though most people stay indoors, I know it's a relatively big community. I was surprised to even see someone outside let alone someone on snowshoes with ski poles for balance. I've not yet been outside today, but I can't fathom we have more than 6 inches of accumulation. That is really not that much snow yet I can't help thinking a few things.

Why does that person have snowshoes?
Was he/she just out for a walk?
Is a gym membership more expensive than snowshoes?

Then things got dramatic.
Were they out of canned food and had no other option but to brave the elements in an effort to make it to help in this winter storm?
Was there too much snow around the car thus rendering it useless leaving snowshoes as the only transportation through the snow?

It's only 6 inches and from what I can see watching out my window, it's 6 inches of powder.

Ok, as I've written this I think I have figured out the situation. The snowshoes were a Christmas present and when the man said he wanted to go for a walk (to get away from his nagging wife) she...nagged...him about wearing his new snowshoes if he was going out in the snow.

You are never bitter, deceptive or petty.

The life of a mystery writer begins to resemble one of her novels after she meets a provocative young woman with a dangerous past.

For the longest time I have debated whether or not to see this movie. Amazon.com has recommended the movie to me for awhile now, yet I have never been sure upon what those recommendations are based. I finally broke down when the movie was recommended by my barber of all people. Next thing you know, it's queued on my Blockbuster.com account and off we go.

I had nothing more to go on than the blurb above (if I had more, you'd have more; trust me). With nothing known about the film, I had no expectations going in to watching it. What I discovered was a good movie, do not get me wrong. I have it listed as a "Don't Watch" due to the fact that I am still waiting for something to happen. The movie ended two hours ago and I keep thinking the action is right around the corner. What little happened was entertaining enough, but the movie was slow. I may or may not have had the unrated version, so keep in mind that Swimming Pool was not pure torture.

If it was on purpose that there was so much left unfinished in the film then maybe I have missed the artistic point. I will not go into too much more for fear of ruining the movie if any of you care to see it, but this one left something to be desired. Was I entertained? Yes. Will I see Swimming Pool again? Probably not.

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Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer

In April 1992 a young man from a well-to-do family hitchhiked to Alaska and walked alone into the wilderness north of Mt. McKinley. His name was Christopher Johnson McCandless. He had given $25,000 in savings to charity, abandoned his car and most of his possessions, burned all the cash in his wallet, and invented a new life for himself. Four months later, his decomposed body was found by a moose hunter...

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Another Asian dynasty piece; this one set in Japan. The government is corrupt and weak, there exists a group, in this Japanese tale of Robin Hood that robs from the rich and gives to the poor. Yes, they actually use those words.

Nick and I saw this on Saturday and as we got out, the first words out of his mouth were, "I liked Hero better." It was a rather difficult realization for him to learn that he prefers Communist propaganda to a good love story with crazy special effects. My comment to him was simply that House of Flying Daggers had what Hero did not: over the top fight scenes. Take out the use of the daggers themselves and you may have a toss up. To me the story is secondary in the live action anime flicks. In Hero the story was everything. In House of Flying Daggers the story was important, but was well supported with crazy moves of which no one is actually capable.

The House of Flying Daggers was the poetic, yet literal, name for this adaptation of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. Each member of the seemingly large group was trained to use a small pouch of daggers with deadly accuracy. This on top of the fact that apparently every single person in Japan knows several forms of martial arts makes for some deadly company.

There were some exciting plot twists...and some I could have done without. The movie did drag on a little too long, but it could have been worse. If nothing else it allowed for a few last minute special effects. If you like martial arts movies and can put up with subtitles, check out House of Flying Daggers.

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John Huston's first film as director features [Humphrey] Bogart as detective Sam Spade, who's trying to figure out why so many people are after an elusive falcon statue.

I learned a few different things while watching The Maltese Falcon.
1) I'm a sucker for a Humphrey Bogart flick.
2) I want to read Dashiell Hammett's novel ($8.51); the basis for the movie.
3) I really liked this movie.

A black and white film from 1941, The Maltese Falcon is classic film noir. In case you're curious, "Film Noir (literally 'black film or cinema') was coined by French film critics who noticed the trend of how 'dark' and black the looks and themes were of many American crime and detective films released in France following the war. It was a style of black and white American films that first evolved in the 1940s, became prominent in the post-war era, and lasted in a classic 'Golden Age' period until about 1960. Strictly speaking, however, film noir is not a genre, but rather the mood, style, point-of-view, or tone of a film." -Filmsite.org

The cast is incredible, the story is classic. I own two other Bogart films (Casablanca & The Treasure of the Sierra Madre) and we may have found a new addition. If you like mysteries, I really can't think of any reasons you wouldn't like The Maltese Falcon.

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The debate is finally over. After (minimal) research into competing Online DVD Rental Services, I have made my decision.

I am currently in week 2 of my 2 Week Free Trial and I'm sold. I'm keeping the service at $14.99 per month. It's great. I get an e-mail saying that a movie in my queue has shipped and it includes an estimated date of arrival. I know when to expect each movie that comes. Though you cannot have more than 3 movies at one time, just space out your viewings so that you nearly always have a movie you want to watch on hand.

Why Blockbuster.com and not one of the competitors?

-At $14.99/mo the price is cheaper for Blockbuster.com than the $17.99 of biggest competitor.
-Blockbuster.com includes 2 free in-store rentals each month. If the movie you want to see is not immediately available online or you can't wait for some other reason, just stop in and use one of your coupons to rent it.

I already have nearly 70 DVDs queued and I know that list will grow. I look forward to your recommendations in the Movies forum.

My only complaint thus far is that there has been one movie that I want to see that is not in the inventory. I do expect the inventory to grow and my concern to disappear. If not, I can use one of my 2 free in store rentals this month and go pick it up.

I did want to edit this post and fill you in on my first DVD issue. For my rental of Swimming Pool, there was a point at about an hour into the movie when due to a scratch or some other malfunction the DVD would not work properly. It is only for 30-60 seconds of the movie, so nothing terribly serious, but enough that I wanted to let Blockbuster.com know. They have a simple form to fill out online just to notify them of an issue with the disc. They asked if I wanted that same movie sent to me again in case I was unable to watch it in it's current state. I declined and they simply sent out the next movie in my queue. I will just return this one as I do with all. It was an easier procedure than I had anticipated.

With Gene Hackman, John Cazale, Allen Garfield, Frederic Forrest, Cindy Williams, Teri Garr, Robert Duvall and Harrison Ford. A professional surveillance expert gets too close to a case and finds himself entangled in murder and obsession.

This was a tough one. I think if there was a list of movies you need to be in the right mood for, this would qualify. Maybe it was just my desire to see it for so long that kept me going. I will have to say, however, that I do not think I was in the right mood for The Conversation when I watched it last night. And while we're in the business of honesty, I did not even know what the movie was about. I wanted to see this movie for so long because it was recommended from many sources. A recommendation from one place is great; a recommendation from multiple sources (though rare) is even better. That caused The Conversation to jump a few rungs on my "To Watch" Ladder.

That said, what I did not know to expect was a very creepy 1970s thriller. If you're familiar with this type of movie then these points will not surprise you: this movie freaked me out living alone as I do, and the movie took a long time to get rolling. Was it my desire to see this movie that kept me waiting for the action? Was it my stubborn nature to never walk away from a movie I've started that kept me waiting for the action? Maybe I wasn't as bored as I thought. Whatever the reason, eventually things began to happen and my boredom tapered off.

Gene Hackman plays the surveillance expert and for someone who exposes secrets for a living, he is a paranoid introvert. It was frustrating to watch him in his inability to open up to anyone. On top of making viewers uncomfortable watching him ruin relationships, this left many loose ends. I don't know what was more frustrating, Hackman lashing out at anyone who tried to get close or not having closure on a few things they never tied up at the end.

Overall, I walked away with a positive feeling towards this movie. That was partially due to the fact that I like scary movies, and The Conversation turned out to be pretty scary. I will tell you though, unless you have nearly two hours to devote to a movie that will only bother you at the end, watch something else. I put "Don't Watch" on this one, but I will not be opposed to seeing this again and as strange as it sounds, it might even end up in my collection, especially at that price.

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Forget your old ways. The idea of having your buddy go with you to talk to a girl and/or her friends is outdated. Consider instead, the Wing(wo)man.

I witnessed this new concept in two different contexts this past Saturday night, one on my behalf and one on behalf of a girl we were with that night.

First, on my behalf this was how the wing(wo)man worked: There was a cute girl not too far from where we had chosen to put out the vibe. Ignore the post last week about talking to that girl, I have reverted to the ways of simple regret in my inability to approach the fairer gender. Though, in my defense, this girl clearly had a boyfriend. What do you ask would make me so sure of this? Nothing more than the touchy feely groping they let us enjoy free of charge...oh, and the kissing. Apparently my friends were oblivious to these goings on as they were trying to convince me that he was some schmuck (I knew that part!) who was anything but her boyfriend. Cue the Wing(wo)man. This girl just sauntered over to the object of my attention and her friends and probed, "I was wondering if you are dating someone." She replied that she is and the Wing(wo)man laughed a bit with the crowd before casually returning with the news.

A Wingman would have gone with me to chat her up a bit allowing my dignity to slip away with each passing moment as the rejection increased ever so exponentially. My Wing(wo)man prevented any such build up.

The Flip Side:

Time had come for the reality of the situation. It is always easier to act on behalf of someone else. I am on board with this ideal. Even I could most likely talk to a girl in a bar as long as I was doing so as agent for a friend. If I am setting them up for a friend to knock them down, the tables have turned. It is always more difficult to do it for yourself. My Wing(wo)man exhibited this Saturday. After she had saved any embarrassment I would have encountered had I actually ever planned on talking to that girl, she picked a guy out for herself. And never one to let an opportunity to slide, I took full advantage of ragging on her for holding up the wall when she could be over there talking to him. Instead of her making her move, another friend went into action. My Wing(wo)man had a Wing(wo)man (hereinafter Wing(wo)man2) of her own. What a concept! So Wing(wo)man2 goes to work and comes back after a bit and says, "Get over there, he wants to meet you." Incredible!

A guy and his Wingman would approach a girl in hopes of success. A girl sends her Wing(wo)man in ahead of time to preempt any rejection. The efficiency is mind boggling.

Go to the bar with your buddies, but never be too far from your Wing(wo)man. I am a believer.

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This category is earning it's stripes today. Here are a jumble of the random thoughts I have had roughly over the past 12-24 hours. There, obviously were more, but these are the ones I remember. Sure I could have broken them apart and made separate posts for each one, but that would have been too much unnecessary work. Get over it.

Highlights:
Seeing Bob Seger on the Smooch Cam. (No need for you to read any more into that than it was cool to see a local celeb part take in a fun thing during a timeout.)

Deciding that I feel it is more of a duty than a desire to name my first born child Stromile. Yes, regardless of gender. What a sweet name! (Sure if it's a boy and he turns out to have 4 foot long arms and end up making millions in the NBA, I would not complain. I'll love him either way...probably.)

Lowlights:
Wendys has removed the Wild Mountain Chicken Sammich from their menu. (Though I just had the regular spicy sandwich and it was still great.)

For those of you who have seen me recently, I had that mop chopped off. I finally got my haircut. I think it had been something like 4 months since my last. "I never knew your hair was so curly." -Ken T. Barber. Let me ask you this, Ken...if that is your real name...You've cut my hair almost my entire life, if you've not seen it that curly, who do you think would have? If it had ever been long enough to be this curly in the past YOU would have cut it!!!

Sidelights:
How cool would it be to have a spot on whatever board it is that is responsible for rating movies. Think about it, you get to see every movie before it comes out. Months before it comes out. All you have to do after you watch it is say if you think there was too much swearing. I think I'm in the wrong business. (It would do wonders for movie review blog traffic.)

A sidelight to refer to lowlight #1. I would venture a guess that the Wild Mountain Chicken Sandwich was a popular endeavor for the good people at Wendys, though it is now gone. Here is my suggestion for a new treat: Spicy Chicken Nuggets. Whenever it was that Wendys changed their breaded chicken, both the regular and the spicy, they made the right change. Both are significantly improved. The new spicy is just right. Take that and cross-breed it with the 5-piece nuggets and I think we have a cash crop. Make it a limited time dealy. No need to roll it out permanently. Pilot test it, but let me in. Sure, I may not be the first to come up with this, may I say, ingenious idea, but I had it none the less.

I had to add one more. It was nice to see that the Sun Messengers cleaned up their act. Apparently I was not the only one who was surprised at their use of the word "retarded" over the loud speakers at Pistons games. Either they read privatjokr.com....(It could happen!)....or someone actually complained. Last night at the game they obviously played the same songs as they do every night. When "Let's Get it Started" came on, they played the whole thing clean.

Director/writer Jim Jarmusch presents a series of fascinating and diverse short stories that all center around two things: coffee and cigarettes.

This movie is comprised of 11 shorts; each with a different cast. Stars range from Bill Murray, RZA and GZA to Alfred Molina and Steve Coogan to Roberto Benigni and Steven Wright to Iggy Pop and Tom Waits amongst many others.

As the synopsis states, each of the 11 short films revolves around someone drinking coffee and someone smoking. Many factors make Coffee and Cigarettes a very artsy film; this may be a turnoff for most watchers. The movie is one with which some may find it hard to exercise patience. I will admit that I had a hard time getting through the first few films. When you feel uncomfortable watching, it is hard to enjoy it; I was uncomfortable watching some exchanges when clearly Jarmusch wanted me to be uncomfortable. In many of the films, one character was set aside to be neglected. This person was just trying to be nice, and for it he becomes alienated. As viewers, we then feel awkward for having witnessed the event(s) leading to this.

The last few films on the DVD were somewhat different. They were fantastic. Viewers witness a pre-established relationship and the dialogue flows more naturally. I loved how those stories borrowed dialogue from earlier ones; it seemed to lend continuity to the films.

I did have a hard time sitting through the early films, but was rewarded in the end. I do not feel as though I wasted my time in finally seeing a movie I'd wanted to see for awhile. Is Coffee and Cigarettes for everyone? No, unfortunately it is not.

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The much anticipated Meet the Fockers is out and is bringing down the house in box office revenue. The only thing that I cannot understand is why. The movie's predecessor, Meet the Parents has quickly become a smalltime favorite amongst adults and their older children. How could the movie made to follow be anything short of classic? Well, I will tell you how in one word: plot.

What did Meet the Parents lack? A plot.
What did Meet the Fockers have? A plot.

Therein lies your difference between good and bad in this series. Do not get me wrong, I was laughing hysterically last night....for about 33.33333333% of the movie. It started strong. Writers relied on what had made them successful in the first film and that was off the cuff, quirky humor. Robert DeNiro's strict persona as Jack Byrnes pointing out all of the faults in his to-be son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker (Ben Stiller). I don't think I need to recap Meet the Parents. Odds are, you've seen it.

Though I was excited when I first heard they were going to make Meet the Fockers, previews and commercials told me what I could really expect. It was not for lack of funny moments in the previews, obviously they try to show you the parts you'll want to see, but rather there was some uneasy feeling I had from them. I simply had a sense that this movie would not be good. Call it "movie-watcher intuition". (I do a good job of leaving any expectations at the door on my way into a theater, so I do not think this negative premonition had any affect on my opinion of the film.)

It was a good move bringing in Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand as the Fockers. Before I went to see this I was told that Hoffman nailed his part. I will say that I agree. He was great. My only complaint was that this role had him too similar to his character from one of my favorite movies (CONfidence).

If you have seen the movie, I felt it turned south as the scene changed to the restaurant at which the Fockers were throwing the party for Greg and Pam. It was here that the plot began to emerge from beneath the laughs. Sure there was a giggle or two beyond this point, but they were not nearly as hearty as those prior. I found the end of the movie dragged. They were tying loose ends from two movies. It was at the end of Meet the Fockers that we would see some conflict resolution. Funny is not resolution, funny is the conflict itself.

In Meet the Parents, Jack Byrnes uses his ex-CIA tactics to find out information about Greg and nearly tears his family apart. This same gimmick was used in Meet the Fockers, though this time it was something that was far more serious and this time he came even closer to disbanding the Byrnes family.

Why does a sequel need to follow the same path as it's predecessor? Why can you not make a movie as a continuation of characters and have new situations arise? Maybe it is too risky. Why fix it if it ain't broke? as the saying goes.

Last night I not only met the Fockers, I also met disappointment. Pass on this.

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I could hardly contain my desire to see this movie. Before its release I would watch the trailer roughly once a week just to keep myself appetized. I usually get my movie reviews up a day or two post, this review is coming nearly a week later. The only thing I can see as a reason it has taken me so long to get around to this one is that the movie is a difficult one to wrap your feelings around. Thoroughly confused yet?

I really liked Life Aquatic. I thought it was funny, and entertaining. It was a very unique story.

To fully enjoy this movie, please do the following: Do not compare this to any other Wes Anderson movie. There were reviews stating that in Life Aquatic Wes Anderson tried to out-Wes Anderson himself. I disagree with that perspective. I think what we see is a more true picture of Anderson. His earlier projects were collaborative efforts with Luke and/or Owen Wilson. Though Owen Wilson appears in Life Aquatic, he does not receive any writing credits.

I will admit that I went into Life Aquatic expecting to see another Bottle Rocket or Rushmore or another Royal Tenenbaums. I found at one or two points in the movie I was forcing laughter. When I realized I was doing this, I took a step back and came up with the information listed in the previous paragraph. When I had the new point of view, I focused only on Life Aquatic. I enjoyed this movie for what it was, not for how it compared to anything that came before it.

One thing that bothered me throughout the movie was the relationship between the characters played by Cate Blanchett (Jane) and Bill Murray (Steve). Jane comes to Steve as a reporter trying to write a story no one wants to read. She self-funds her trip just to get to know the man she has admired for so many years. What we never find out is why. I have my own theory on the situation, but am more than willing to listen (read) other opinions.

If you will go in with a clear head and give Wes Anderson a clean slate and a chance, I believe he will impress you. He certainly did impress me.

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Good girl Mary (Jena Malone) and her best friend Hilary Faye (Mandy Moore) are at the top of the food chain at American Eagle Christian High School. But all that is about to change in this "subversively funny" (USA Today) teen comedy about hype, hypocrisy and high school. Also starring Macaulay Culkin and Patrick Fugit, Saved! is a "boldly hilarious satire" (Rolling Stone)!

A point to which a few of you can attest, teen comedies do not usually do much for me. The plot lines are usually weak and the movies are based more upon which 14 year old girl can best try to make us feel like we belong in jail. Saved! was not the typical teen comedy. It was smarter; there was more to it. There was a story behind it deeper than the nerdy girl who could end up being a knockout if she would only get contacts.

What could be better than a group of high school kids at a Christian school deciding to show their classmates that being "saved" was not finding Jesus, but rather to begin to think for themselves?

I never thought I would ever be in a position to make a blog post with these few words: this movie was good largely due to the performance of Macaulay Culkin. He plays Roland, the brother of Mandy Moore's character. Paralyzed from the waste down and confined to his wheelchair, he is known to his friends as "Rolly". Through more than his nickname, Culkin brings the comic relief to a movie with a serious message.

Controversial? Yes.
Funny? Yes.
I liked it.

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Your love life will be happy and harmonious.

For those of you who know me, this is not news. If we've never met, consider this your first introduction into the mind of "Privatjokr": I do not do well talking to the fairer gender. I have more stories of regret from not talking to girls than many people you have met. Now, a surprise for you all: I talked to a girl today.

I maintain my position in that I still am unable to approach a girl to whom I have never spoken. I use the term "cold calling" as approaching a girl would be the same as picking up a phone to make a sales call. (I guess the scary part here is that I was at one point trying to get into sales...) The girl in question today was not a "cold call". She works retail in the men's clothing industry. I met her through buying some fancy new stuff to wear on my work trips. The background is boring and I know you all want me to get to the good part and skip to where I lost my dignity.

I said "dignity", knock it off.

So I went to her place of employ today during my lunch break to do something that I am not known for: to see if she might like to accompany me somewhere sometime. I'll take you there now.

"What do you want?" she asked, jokingly.
"Actually, I came in to see if I could take you to lunch."
: pause :
"Like a date?"

Ok, I have to interrupt here. You know in the cartoons where the two guys pop up on opposite shoulders? The angel and the devil? Well, at this point in the conversation, cue my two little guys.

"Like a date?"
"No, it's wardrobe consultant appreciation week..." quipped the devil.

Alas, the angel won.

"Like a date?"
"Yes, like a date."

If any of you know any cool HTML tags to show the brilliant shade of pink she turned at this point, I'm open to suggestions. (That is the only highlight from my perspective, but blushing doesn't get me a date.)

"I'm flattered, I wasn't expecting this. : pause : But, I have a boyfriend, I'm sorry."

I went on to tease her about how the older clientele she deals with probably does the same as I. I figure it is in her training. "Let him down gently then cross-sell the latest ties." (At least she was laughing, but laughing doesn't get me a date.)

"Maybe lunch as not a date?"
"Sure," I said as if we both meant it.

I feel bad for the poor bastard who is her boyfriend. I'm not sure anyone has ever apologized so much for being in a relationship. She honestly said she was sorry like four times. I hope it wasn't a reflection on him. I kid, I kid.

The moral of the story, however is a simple one. Lay your dignity on the floor in front of a girl and she is still able to end the conversation in the expected fashion, "I hope you still come in and see me for your clothes."

Girls are only after your commission.

Now I know that she most likely didn't mean it that way, but it makes for a better story if that is the picture I paint. Either way, I'm moving to the side of a mountain somewhere in Tibet. I would venture a guess that goats are more forgiving.

What a way to start the new year...

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