Category: "Movie Quotes"

July 14th, 2014
Fantastic Mr. FoxAsh: There's a lot of attitudes going on around here...don't let me get one.

March 17th, 2014
DescendantsMatt King: I'm the backup parent. The understudy.

April 5th, 2013
DescendantsMark Mitchell: This is a unique and dramatic situation.

November 24th, 2011
Home AloneKevin McCallister: I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape.

November 7th, 2011
Once Upon A Time in MexicoAgent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.

October 20th, 2011
Fear and Loathing in Las VegasRaoul Duke: Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

September 13th, 2011
Nowhere BoyJohnny Hooker: Hey, where's June?
Loretta: She quit. I'm filling in for a couple of days, till I can get a train outta here.
Johnny Hooker: Yeah? Where ya going?
Loretta: I don't know. Depends on which train I get on.

September 8th, 2011
Nowhere BoyJohn: Is Nowhere full of geniuses, sir? Because then I do probably belong there.

August 17th, 2011
BladeBlade: You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it's open season on all suckheads.

August 10th, 2011
Sucker PunchWiseman: If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.