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Mark Mitchell: This is a unique and dramatic situation. more »

Kevin McCallister: I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo… more »

Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best… more »

Raoul Duke: Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? more »

Johnny Hooker: Hey, where's June? Loretta: She quit. I'm filling in for a couple of days, till I can get a train outta here. Johnny Hooker: Yeah? Where ya going? Loretta: I don't know. Depends on which train I get on. more »

John: Is Nowhere full of geniuses, sir? Because then I do probably belong there. more »

Blade: You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it's open season on all suckheads. more »

Wiseman: If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. more »

Jacob: I'm kinda right in the middle of a thing right now, but can I text you later? Girl at Club: Can you what? Jacob: Are you online at all? Girl at Club: I have no idea what you're talking about. Jacob: How do I get a hold of you? Girl at C… more »

Jamal Malik: When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer. more »