Category: "Movie Quotes"

January 21st, 2009
Thank You For SmokingNick Naylor: These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath...or a European.

January 8th, 2009
Wall-ECaptain: AUTO! Earth is amazing! These are called "farms." Humans who put seeds in the ground pour water on them, and they grow food - like, pizza!

January 5th, 2009
Brotherhood of the WolfSylvia: Do you know how Florentine women ensure their husbands come home? Every morning they slip him a slow poison, and every evening the antidote. That way, when the husband spends the night away, he has a very bad night.
Gregoire De Fronsac: You needn't resort to that.

December 18th, 2008
Harry and TontoHarry: I still know a lot of people here, Tonto. When you know people, that's home.

October 28th, 2008
Thank You For SmokingJoey Naylor: Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets?
Nick Naylor: You're too young to understand.
Joey Naylor: Mom says it's because you have dependency issues and it was all just a matter of time before you threw it all away on some tramp.
Nick Naylor: Well, that's one theory.

October 3rd, 2008
Being John MalkovichCraig Schwartz: Can I buy you a drink, Maxine?
Maxine: Are you married?
Craig Schwartz: Yes, but enough about me.

September 15th, 2008
Thank You For SmokingNick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

August 15th, 2008
American BeautyLester Burnham: This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.

August 8th, 2008
Joe Versus the VolcanoPatricia: Nobody knows anything, Joe. We'll take this leap, and we'll see. We'll jump, and we'll see. That's life, right?

August 4th, 2008
Say AnythingLloyd Dobler: I am looking for a dare to be great situation.