Thoughts

For whatever reason(s) I've only had one meal each of the past two days. This, surprisingly, has led me to become quite hungry today. I was trying to hold out for lunch today so I could eat real food, however I am only human. This takes me to the scene of the incident.

I step up to the vending machine in search of the only thing that can cure what ails me...Cheetos (What did you expect me to say?) I don't see any Cheetos in the machine. As I glance to the spot in the machine where the Cheetos usually reside I see Bugles.

Bugles?!?!

Flustered, I think to myself, "Self, what possible reason could there be for Bugles squatting in the valuable vending machine real estate where my Cheetos belong?" At that moment I notice that there is but one bag of these foul Bugles followed by an entire row of Cheetos. This is where the dilemma presents itself.

Do I waste (yes waste) $0.50 on the bag of Bugles as sacrifice to clear the path to the Cheetos? Or do I improvise my morning sustenance?

As it turns out I decided not to give the vending machine company the pleasure of knowing they can sell the inferior snack that Bugles are simply by using them as a salty barricade to the Cheetos.

Today I had Fritos for the first time in a long time and they were delicious.

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