It is with great remorse that today I come to you to say that my goal to never imbibe green beer is now unattainable. In a fit of poor judgment last night after our league basketball game we got a drink as a team. When asked if I would like my Labatt Blue to come to me green, I said "Sure". I am sure there are some Canadians rolling over in their graves at my actions.
Understand that it was my apparent misconception that led to my aversion to the "St. Patty's Day" ale. I had always figured that they simply had some vat of cheap beer that had been colored green. When given the option to take a beer that I hand selected and dye it in festive fashion the whole idea does not seem as disgusting. Disgusting overall? Yes. As disgusting as before? No.
I will simply chalk this up as an experience that I can say I have had. It is not one I need to repeat.