Thoughts

I have had suspicions before and even though I lack concrete proof, I am now convinced that sports complexes around the country sell each and every ticket with the exception of the 2-4 directly behind each coach's spot on the bench. At football games, there really is no opportunity, but I have seen this happen at multiple hockey games, many basketball games, and even the occassional baseball game (I do not watch much baseball).

I have not noticed this happening at the collegiate level, which is nice; at least there is still someplace we can go and see a game in its pure state. Professional sports are another story. The next game you watch on TV, when they cut to the coach of either participating team, look over his shoulder. Without a doubt you will see a prime, text-book example of cleavage.

cleav·age (klē'vĭj) n.

1. The act of splitting or cleaving.
2. The state of placing one's buxom breastesses on a platter for the world to enjoy.

So here is the actual conspiracy: Those tickets remain unoccupied though they are "sold" in the eyes of the box office. The average fan cannot purchase those tickets; they are reserved by stadium staff. At the beginning of each game the staff keeps an eagle eye out for low cut tops, push up bras, and the like. Once "she" is found, probably the best approach is to ask her companion(s) if they would like complimentary upgrades to their tickets...for subtlety. Conveniently, the staff memebers lead them to seats directly behind the bench. She would never suspect a thing if her beau gets better tickets and now he looks like he is kind of a big deal. They change seats and no one is any the wiser.

Keep an eye out.

Mark my words.

Shady dealings I tell you.

...and I love it.