Thoughts

"Hey, if I don't see you, have a great weekend."

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Do we imply with this that if you do see me that my weekend will automatically be awful?

Who has this power? Am I the only one who works with the walking cursed? If you see me later, your weekend will be bad...

I have now realized that if someone says that to me I must avoid them at all costs. I want to have a great weekend. I do not want it spoiled just because I passed you in the hallway at work again.

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Do we imply with this that if you do see me that you hope my weekend is awful?

Is this guy just a jerk?

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Or do we maybe imply that his weekend will be so great that if he does see me that I am guaranteed to have a good time?

That way he hopes that if we don't cross paths that he hopes I can come up with some way to have fun other than in his presence. That is rather nice of him, but I think I will not put him in that position and I will hunt him down instead to get me some of this rockstar weekend. "I have glorious ends to my week without fail, if our fates do not intertwine over the next few days, please find in your heart to go on without me in search of enjoyment."

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Or mayhap he is so conceited that he does not see it as possible that you could have a good weekend without seeing him, but he wishes you well regardless?

Screw you, pal.

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The important thing is that I do not over analyze anything.